自编英语小故事 600字高中英语作文
My name is Linda.NO.1Linda:I have two new teachers.Amy:who are ther?Linda:A Chinese teachera Art teacher.Amy:wuo''s your Chinese teacher?Linda:Mr Lang.He''s from china.Amy:What''s he like?Linda:He''s strong and kind.He''s very funny.Amy:I know.He''s my uncle.Linda:Really?NO.2Amy:what day is it today?Linda:It''s Friday.What do you have on Friday?Amy:We have English、social studies、math and P.E.I don''t like Friday.Linda:Tomorrow is satuday.What do you have on satuday?Amy:Ohyeah!I play computer gamesdo homework and read books on satuday.What about youLinda?Linda:I do my homework too.Amy:What?Linda:I do housework.NO.3Linda:What''s your favorite fruitAmy?Amy:I like bananas.Linda:Me too.It''s tasty.Amy:I very like Apples.Linda:I don''t like Apples.They''re sweet.I like watermelon.They''re fresh.Amy:Me too.It''s healthy.But''s I don''t like yellow watermelon.Amy
逗人乐的英语老师
星期五的英语课，来了一位男英语老师。那个男老师向我们解释：“今天你们的英语老师有事请假，我来为你们代课，请多多指教！”他还向我们鞠了一躬，引得我们哈哈大笑。
在讲课时，他的手不停地比划着，想给我们多一份理解。突然，他一不小心碰到了桌上的水杯。水杯马上就倒下时，他用手扶住。嘴里嘀咕着：“激动变马桶……”这俏皮话惹得同学们哄堂大笑，过了好一会儿，同学们才止住笑，而男老师却不停地责怪自己：“都怪我使同学们笑。”
我们听得非常认真，当讲解到“picture”（图画）这个单词的记法时，老师说凭他多年的经验，“这个单词很好记，音译成：皮鞋店里有阿姨。”“皮鞋店里有阿姨！”简直是笑死人。同学们立刻笑得前仰后合。
快下课时，他又给我们讲了一些英语笑话。整节课我们都沉浸欢声笑语中。我们同学都非常喜欢他。希望他能再来教我们学英语。
